Yeahhh sooo I was mowing the lawn for my parents. (picture me on a riding lawn mower), so i was cruzin' along at the highest speed possible trying to get it done. Just to let those of you who havent been to my house I have a lot of trees. Anyway im trying to get around this tree as accurate as I can, only paying attention to how close I am. Just as I look up I see nothing but a branch in front of my face, and due to my amazingly short shortness I couldnt reach the break in time and pretty much go closelined by not just any tree branch but a PINETREE branch! Oh I could only imagine what people where thinking as they passed by :-)
let me know if you have a story that tops mine! (i know some of you have one or two to share).
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when i was in the third grade i accidentily tucked the back of my dress into my tights. and i didn't notice untill after recess. what a bunch of jerk face third graders, cause no one told me! :(
At Six Flags, I fell and smacked my head on a water slide, next thing i know i am walking into the girls bath room, following my action, a crazy old woman was yelling and screaming at me. I could not figure out why a woman was in the mans bathroom, let's just say, i felt like a retard when i found out, i was the sicko who was under a perv radar.
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